pcklesthings:

gardenoffish:

pcklesthings:

gardenoffish:

Do I date tall people???? Just so they can always see me from my best angle?????? Or is that just a bonus for them?????

idk. how tall are you? cause that’ll tell you why you date tall people

I’m 5'2

you date tall people cause everyone is taller than you

(via forgave)

quotemadness:

“You can, you should, and if you’re brave enough to start, you will.”

— Stephen King

(Source: quotemadness.com)

zanabism:

me: I feel such…crankiness inside…the desire to whine is…unstoppable… I feel myself growing…spiteful and sarcastic … what is this disease? This disord—

brain: you’re hungry you simple bitch

(Source: zanabism, via forgave)

viewtifulmarkovich:

mikkynga:

kumateddi:

Person: What do you and your friends talk about online

He looks like a fleshlight

It would have cost you $0.00 to not say that and yet you did.

(via forgave)

loviely:

raise ur hand if You’re tryin real hard but it’s gettin worse n worse evryday

(via forgave)

dantes-infernal-chili:

dankmemeuniversity:

This is the funniest shit I’ve seen all goddamn week

(via forgave)